If you’re looking for a hotel where the only residents are eagles, , and construction dust, congratulations — you’ve found it. Forget human hospitality; this place feels like the set of a bad where the staff are permanently asleep, if they even exist at all.
I had the pleasure of calling the caretaker multiple times, only to discover that his superpower is ignoring guests with Olympic-level dedication. The people I did manage to see seemed either half-dreaming or half-crazy — maybe both.
Those glossy pictures online? Works of fiction. What you actually get is an unfinished mess surrounded by construction noise, with zero care for comfort. It’s not just disappointing; it’s almost how far reality strays from the fantasy they’re selling.
And here’s the kicker: if you’re here for the Shore Temple, don’t waste your money. Step a little closer to the temple,