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Terrible Experience – Not Worth the Money at All
I had a very disappointing houseboat journey in Alleppey. The overall experience was far below expectations. The food they provided was not good at all… totally bland, no taste, nothing special like Kerala cuisine also. For the price they charge, you expect at least decent quality food, but it was very poor.
There was not even proper warm water available in the bathroom. Basic facilities were not maintained. For a tourist destination like Alleppey, this is the least they should provide.
They also mentioned fish catching activity… but that too was just for name sake. It was not interesting, no proper equipment, nothing engaging. Felt like a total waste of time.
Overall, I would NOT recommend this houseboat experience to anyone. Not worth the money, not worth the hype. Very disappointed.