My wife and I, both in our mid 60’s, decided to finally shake off the COVID elephant and take a break for a few days after 2 years of being locked down in our house. After all, we WERE fully vaccinated, in good health and, fairly fit. We booked a 2-night stay (9th to 11th October) at Bob’s cottage, after speaking to the owner Anand (Bob) and, asking if he could recommend one of the better cottages. He assured me that the cottage we would be put up at was as good as any and we would not face any problem. Bob’s cottage is at Nathuakhan, a distance of around 330 km from Delhi, total driving time of nine hours (nine & a half with a mandatory loo & tea break). The cottage complex is along the main road, barricaded by steel doors, but can be missed as there is no distinct signage outside. There are a total of 10 cottages in the property, at 3 levels. The path or rather the stone-paved stairs has steps at varying heights which can be a bit disconcerting. We reached the property at 3.30 pm and were put up in a cottage at the 2nd level. There was no number on the door, but the tag attached to the key had a number 7 on it. The cottage smelt musty, it was shabby and in very poor shape. The handle of the cupboard was missing. The walls were dirty & broken close to the floor. The bathroom door not only did not have a latch and could not be kept shut as the door was unaligned (picture attached). The bathroom, barely functional, was bare and cold, with a broken tile lying in the shower area. There was a stiff plastic mat to step onto after the shower & then onto the tile floor with your wet feet (picture attached). I’m sure glad we didn’t come in the winter season! The 2 desultory sachets (actually plastic bottles) of the shampoo & moisturizer were 4 years old from the date of manufacture, with a best by date of 2 years after manufacture (picture attached). From the state of the room, I would say it had not been even aired in the last few years. The property, which is quite large, was unkempt, with weeds growing all over. In the two days, we were there I did not spot anyone even giving the slightest attention to the tending of the bushes (picture attached) We were very disappointed but tried to cheer ourselves with thoughts of a good dinner, as the food in all the places we have stayed in the mountains, though not very elaborate, has always been well cooked and has a very distinct freshness to it. Not this place. The best I can say is that it was EDIBLE. The dal was just boiled lentils, without any taste to it. There was a thin gravy with potatoes dipped (not cooked) in the gravy. A mixed vegetable, tasteless, but better than the lentils & the potato gravy. The sweet dish (sevai) was half-cooked sevai thrown into the milk, without simmering it, but I guess our simmering discontent balanced it. We had to manage as there was no other option.
When we got back to the cottage after dinner, for hopefully a good rest after a long journey, we find that the thin curtains let in most of the lighting from outside, whether we drew them or not. The curtains were thin and flimsy. We slept in the moonlight (actually the lamplight from outside) The three windows in the room had a table, a chair and, a luggage rack backed against them, and the curtains reached right down to the floor. So, every time we wanted to draw or undraw them, we had to move the furniture away from the wall. The owner, when I had spoken to him before booking the place had touted a library and several board games that were available at the property. Not so. Not even scrabble. Oh, the torn box was there, with the board, but without the alphabet squares. Not only is the place run down and the owner couldn’t care less. Bob’s place is running on autopilot, a severely handicapped pilot and plummeting. It reminded me of my yoga teacher who keeps berating me that I have to do my yoga ‘mindfully’. This mindfulness was lacking. Surprising, considering the vintage of the property. I would strongly recommend giving this place a skip. Apart from the reasons mentioned above, the other points to consider are: 1. There is no place of interest close to this property. The closest place of interest is Mukhteshwar, which is an hour’s drive away from Nathuakhan. Mukhteshwar and Nathuakhan are almost the same distance & travel time from Delhi. 2. There are several good properties at Mukhteshwar, far better maintained and you can choose if you want to enjoy a secluded stay and / or explore a bit. You don’t have that choice at Bob’s place. 3. There are several good eateries in & around Mukhteshwar to tickle your palate. One would be hard put to find a place for a decent cup of coffee close to Bob’s place, which is probably why they can get away with dishing out the fare they do. Do keep in mind that a 10km distance in the hills is at least an hour or more away, along winding roads. So, it’s not the distance but the travel time you need to take into account when searching for a good café or eatery close by. Don’t miss out on the photographs of our stay at Bob’s place.