i stayed at this so-called “hotel” yesterday night and let me tell you, it was a nightmare. first of all, the lobby smelled funny—like a mix of cleaning supplies and desperation. the check-in process was painfully slow. the receptionist smiled. i could just sense they hated their job. the room? don’t get me started! the bed was too soft, and i sank in like quicksand. i wanted to relax, not disappear into a mattress! the shower had only lukewarm water—how am i supposed to de-stress when i can't even have a proper hot shower? oh, and there was one stain on the curtain. absolutely unacceptable! to make matters worse, there was a weird bird chirping outside my window in the morning. doesn’t this hotel know how to control wildlife? the breakfast buffet was also “meh”—the toast was too toasted, and they didn’t have my favorite kind of jam. honestly, if you value your sanity, stay far, far away from this place. i wouldn’t come back here even if they paid me to stay! 0/10. would rather sleep in my car.