Picture this amazing property i recently had the misfortune of staying at! it's perfect if you enjoy stalker-like servants and owners with a real talent for rudeness. The owner, a true gem, kicked us out in the dead of night because they assumed we were smokers. Guess what? we weren’t. Having a plethora of bugs as our unexpected housemates added to the charm. The bathroom fittings, possessed by some spirit, had a mind of their own, ensuring an unpredictable experience. The smell? think more "mystery odor" than fresh flowers. In short, if you're a fan of terrible hospitality, being rudely kicked out, and some friendly insects, this property is the ideal getaway for you!